If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”
It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?”
"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
OH MY GOD SO MY MOM CAME OVER YESTERDAY AND USED MY COMPUTER AND I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM HER TODAY AND I’M DYING
I CAN’T BREATHE
THESE ARE MY BOOKMARKS
THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
MOM I AM SO SORRY
i love bald people but where does their forehead stop, does it just wrap around their head? is it just one big forehead? where does it end
lmfaoo niggas on here be reblogging the simplest basic relationship shit like “i want somebody to eat pizza and watch regular show with” fool u can do that with ya lil cousins if yount get yo ass outta here!!!!